To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
*hands children a copy of neon genesis evangelion* its time kids
Thank you Pixalry once again for the feature earlier! :>
i’m not saying i would have sex with a pokemon and i’m not saying i THINK about it, but what I AM saying is that given the opportunity, marill is the obvious choice
what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you
i would actually do this *creeper alert*
you realize that isn’t quirky or cute this is the kind of stuff horror movies are made of
You say it like its a bad thing
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
64 year old cosplayer, I’m not sure that is sad or cool, but he sure knows how to cosplay!
Because, you know, when you get older you lose interest in all your hobbies.
One more month.
I don’t think that was scripted